Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just had sex on a roof
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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