whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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