This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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