her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
What drink are we having for lunch?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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