He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
one might say we're banned from that church
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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