Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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