this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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