you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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