they need to just BURY HIM!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
two words...techno handjob
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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