can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
even my farts smell like vagina
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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