Yo dont text me then not text me
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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