Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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