she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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