This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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