My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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