Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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