wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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