i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
17 year olds will be the death of me.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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