my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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