hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
you're hired as official boob wrangler
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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