Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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