Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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