Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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