If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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