I wanna passion pit in your ass
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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