have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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