Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
