put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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