so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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