But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Someone shattered a urinal.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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