I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Your penis caused this!
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