it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Is it penis luge time yet?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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