I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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