walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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