Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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