ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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