yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
you never un-have a 4some
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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