So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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