Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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