fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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