i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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