And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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