I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The power of my boobs compel you
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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