just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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