Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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