wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Randomize
