New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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