I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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