I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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