GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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