He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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