id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She announced her abortion via fbk
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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