Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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